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5/14/04 11:27 pm - Fatty

I just have to post in here how much I am enjoying the paranoia of the fatties in the SJSharks chatroom social.

There is actually somebody out there (or maybe a few somebodies) who doesn't like fatty and have made the keen observation that the social is one giant ass kissing cluster fuck of enormous ego's and dress sizes.

It's funnier then hell.

Whoever Fat Bottom Girl is? Major props to you my friend - I'd buy you a beer - or twelve - just so you know. I'd spring a round for a few other people too - unless he/she is really just one in the same - reincarnating (ohhhhhhwatchout) themselves repeatedly.
Keep up the good work. It makes for entertaining reading. Kris is actually ready to bust out some Lucy material - which I will happily take full credit for.

Apparently she just misses the subtlety that her actions are in direct contradiction to all that she crys FOUL about when it comes to the Evil Lurkers....
Nobody ever said she was a brain surgeon.............

5/14/04 11:13 pm - Update

I've got some serious updating to do to keep up on ahole's various stages of dementia.
But at this point in time, I'm too tired to really type much......so I'll just hit the high points...

This Mexico thing is killing him - I had to hang up on him once for calling me an Asshole. What's up with that? He's the asshole, not me - sheeesh.

So after a few threats to my voice mail "you better call me back or else" and making the kids cry that night - shit I really need to document that deal - and yet another threat to never return a call of mine for two weeks (please?) we went a couple days without speaking. This is always a welcome break for me.

The reprieve was short - and we went at it again on Wednesday while I was alone in the office - blah blah blah - he needs a favor - on his terms only - I bring up steve - he says again how depressing it is for him (ba hahahahahahahahahahaha) blah blah blah - so we end up with the same shit - him talking over me and not listening.
So, I stop trying to talk. Finally he takes a breath and I ask "don't you need something signed and notarized for the airline before you can take them out of the country?"
he says........"yes"
I say "I'm not signing a god damn thing for you until we have a normal adult conversation and you listen to what I'm asking for"
he says "are you threatening me?"
I say "why yes I am...........HOW DOES IT FEEL???????"
and then I hung up on him.....

Mature? nooooooooooo
following any of the love and logic doctrines? hell no....
Did it feel good? fuck yes it did.........and I'd do it again too....

He's been mr. passive nice guy for the remainder of the week - it's always extremely spooky when it happens and I'd much rather NOT talk to him at all.......but what's a girl to do?

oh
and just a little sidenote - I'm pulling out of the driveway at 6:00 - have to have samantha to the sjcfpa by 6:10 and he's there dropping off ballet slippers -
"um, how do I get there?"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - he's known for months about this deal and asks me to tell him how to find this place........
what do you think I said............??
I'm sure you can figure it out.

Peace ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

4/23/04 02:18 pm - Bored at work

I don't even have any good ex husband stories to share.....he's been quiet - which is spooky in itself.....he's a sneaky bastard - like our neighbors up north....!

I went and had lunch with Christopher - took the Merc sports page with me so I could update him on the Sharks. We read the article together and looked at the pictures. Some of the other kids at the table are now schooled on a "hat trick".....They can go home and share this valuable piece of information with their parents tonight - Mr. and Mrs. Bethel parent can thank me later.

Tonight is love and logic parenting - week 4 - but since I've missed weeks one and three I don't think I can call myself a love and logic parent yet - not in good conscience - maybe in another week or two after I've practiced my "uh oh" song some more....
Maybe I should practice on Steve.......

"uh oh - somebody needs a little quiet time in their room - now go in there and get naked and don't even think about getting up until you can be sweet and nice"


Why does a soon to be divorced man want to date a woman in the same circle of friends as his soon to be ex wife?

If a close friend of yours was behaving like a complete moronic asshole, would you tell him or her?

OH - the new straightening iron I bought yesterday is the bomb.........it's the tiny skinny one - I think everyone should have one........

My friend Jody has at least 200 lipsticks in her bathroom - who does this?

Why does a normally not jealous person become insane with the addition of alcohol to the blood stream?

These are just random questions running through my head.

Tomorrow is the second game of the sharks/avs series. I cannot wait - I'm like a kid waiting for that disneyland trip to begin - or like when we lived in Thailand - we used to go to the beach - Pattya (I think that's correct) and always always the night before I could never sleep because those trips seriously rocked.........so that's how I feel.....

So now I may move on to my fantasy sports teams and see how far into the cellar I've actually fallen.....

4/15/04 07:45 am - Halo

OK - it's a date worthy of commemeration - I played Halo last night for the first time -

and I suck ass..........despite Steve telling me different - which I think is directly correlated with him wanting to bed me later.....

but it's all good!!!!


Just thought I'd share that......

3/30/04 10:52 pm - Venting

I need to vent in here or I will send off an email to my ex that will surely give him what he wants - some reaction to his bullshit....

That asshole could not find a clue OR a rational thought with both hands and a map.....

After having an out of town guest spend two nights at my home last week - an engaged good friend of Steve's out of town guest - the dickhead instructs my 6 year old son to tell me to make sure I change the sheets on his bed?
WTF is that????

What - because we had an orgy in my son's room?
Because my friend is so incredibly dirty he may have left things behind in the bed?

I'm pretty sure keith showered at least 3 times in the two days he was here -

Give me a break. I'm taking a deep breath and reminding myself that he is dead weight - and the only reason I'm still attached to him in any way are the two gorgeous creatures I get to call my children

Let's see - if I were to send an email?? I would say this....
"clean out that cluttered, dusty, disorganized, flea infested box you call a home and get back to me with suggestions for my housekeeping practices...."

That should about cover it.

It just makes me sad for Christopher - again......that he is subjected to his father's unhappy and bitter existence he tries to call a life.

What- EVER............

So my best revenge is to ignore the crap out of him, send him emails that he'll never answer and continue to plan and execute my children's lives and schedules - he doesn't contribute??? he doesn't get a say...
fuck him....

thanks for listening.....

3/19/04 07:51 am - Anniversary

Since some readers here may miss the ground zero comments in my alter ego journal.........

Fatty gave a big HAPPY ANNIVERSARY shout to someone yesterday.
It was just a couple of sentances.....happy anniversary - you know what it's for you know who you are......sort of bullshit...

It popped up while I was reading another person's journal since I don't read hers anymore........

NICE - is my first thought - in her obsession with Steve she's marking some past event for them with something in her journal for him to read.......
but I was wrong.......

In fact, she's wishing a happy anniversary to the married guy that she was - and perhaps is again? - sleeping with. It was marking the anniversary of the beginning of her affair.

How classy is that???? I mean - I can honestly say - she continues to STUN me with her actions - and the fact that she is surrounded by people who think it's all ok astounds me too.

And - the ultimate irony in all this?? For months and months and MONTHS - her whole mission has been to make it seem like losing steve was the end of her miserable life - and then she publically acknowledges this married guy who was always in the picture with Steve....

*shakes head*

So glad the weekend is here - I hope this weather keeps up and the Sharks kick some more so cal butt tonight.

3/18/04 07:54 am - Slacker Thursday

Have I mentioned how much I love Thursdays???

Well, I do. Ever since my son was born, I've been fortunate enough to have a 4 day work week. The advantages of working for/in a family owned business I guess.
Before I changed careers, a 60 hour week with travel was the norm.......so I don't feel bad or guilty about this particular arrangement........

So, today is slacker Thursday - a busy day of good will loads from my garage - mcdonald's for lunch for Christopher (1/2 day of school) and hair cuts for them at 3:30.

Then I get to head to my office tonight to work on taxes.....UGH.

I guess I was thinking about the 4 day week because of listening to Steve talk about the issues in his dept.

I'm a big fan of the flex work schedule - as long as stuff is covered and everyone knows what's up - it CAN work. BUT, I don't believe someone working the "flex" hours should be paid the same as someone working full time. If one of my employees wants to work what I would consider part time - then I will pay him/her for the time worked and allow the time (if possible) to spend away from work. It's too crazy these days to try and raise a family without some sort of flexibility from a job.

Working from home with a baby in the house??? Not ever going to happen - ever. My ex husband "worked" from home one day a week. Everyone suffers - the job, the kid and the parent. It is not possible to actually work while you have got a child of any age in the house - that's just my personal opinion - so again - I advocate the flex working schedule.

That's my deep thought for the day.
I need more coffee........

2 days till SABJD................just sayin'

3/15/04 10:56 am - Weekend........

This weekend was really relaxing - just what I needed to try and get back on track....

We watched all three of our first Netflix movies - which is absolutely astounding to me - that I actually stayed awake and paid attention. It just goes to show what less stress can do to a person.

So - just a little movie review -
Uturn - all star cast/Oliver Stone movie - who knew? - sean penn and JLo - we all know sean can act but I don't think Jennifer Lopez gets enough credit for her acting skillz....she was outstanding....
I thought the movie dragged on a little too long - in the vein of "what the fuck else can happen to this poor guy" - lots of twists and turns in the plot but I recommend it....

Return to Paradise - sorry SFTarotcard - skip it......Anne Heche sucks - and Vince Vaughn is better as a sleazoid funny guy instead of a serious love interest........Joaquin Phoenix - showcases his talent as always....

Lost in Translation - LOVED IT! it was funny and smart and real. Classic line -
and I'm not getting it exactly right.........but Bill Murray is talking about having children...and he says something along the lines of "when the first one is born - it's terrifying because you realize that your life as you know it has now ceased to exist".
This is so true! I believe there are a few moments in our lives - where there is such a clear and irrevocable transition to a different life - getting married/having children/getting divorced/having a loved one die.
Fortunately I've not yet experienced the latter but the first three are without a doubt part of the "defining moments" I love to refer to.....
So anyway - the movie is a definite thumbs up and I think Sofia Coppola deserved her statuette for her efforts....

We watched hockey and LaCrosse and went out to breakfast twice - went shopping and hit the driving range.............then I went "turbostyles" and cleaned out Samantha's drawers and closet.......I'm pretty sure Steve was sufficiently confused how a 3 year old can have so many clothes........it is frightening......
Hopefully Java will like some of the handmedowns...........

So - that's it for now.............good monday to everyone....

3/10/04 12:14 pm - Hump Day

I've decided that I must have ADD.
I have too much to do and can't focus on one particular task - so instead I'll update my journal......I'll call it lunch!

Saw the sharks last night - they look horrible.
Looking forward to the Islanders tomorrow night. The evening's entertainment will be watching Amber go ga ga over Rick DiPietro......

Speaking of which - see I'm all about the goalie - and as far as the hotness scale goes?? He's pretty much towards the top....rivaling even cloutier....

now that's my shallow side so don't be alarmed........

I am actually capable of watching and understanding even some of the more complex nuances of a hockey game - I don't just look for the hot goalie......
in fact - I may even be capable of noticing who is actually PLAYING between the pipes during an actual game.

This is contrary to popular opinion.

Despite my blonde appearance - sometimes I can shock people by actually knowing a little bit about something here and there. I know my employees are regularly shocked when I bust out some bubble of wisdom and instruction that is actually useful.

So basically what I'm trying to get off my chest is this - I DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMETIMES!!!!!! I usually just have too many things on my mind to fully focus on or remember everything going on around me....


so there....
was that random enough.......


say it like Lui "peaceouuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt"

3/5/04 08:54 am - Friday!

Another week to a close - what a relief......these past two weeks have been very high on the PIA factor scale.

I attended an agency management solutions conference for two days - and learned a lot. What I came away with?? There is a hell of a lot I can and should be doing with my business. It can only be positive, so at least for now, I'm dedicated to implimenting and trying some new things to see if we can drive in more business.


And in honor of me feeling better for the first time in a week, I went ahead and booked our tickets to Hawaii this morning. Kona here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a full moon so the whack jobs will be out in full force on the phones today. To quote something I heard on ER this morning "it's a full moon - so come on upstairs later, It'll be like Mardi Gras".

I totally believe a full moon impacts people and changes their behaviors and moods. It's been documented in my office time and time again.

No tickets are on sale yet for the 2004 Giants season through the double play window. The home opener is a Monday day game so take note some of you. Could be a good day to call in sick!!!

That's all for now......my kitchen is too goddamn cold to sit here anymore but my new chair rocks!!!
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